hope they're serving that ham

no new content, just old news:

11/18
ancient clay penis, hopefully for decorative purposes only.

11/19
i become frustrated with an impulse to create art, and my lack of ability to do so. nothing new here, i suppose.

11/21
happy depressing thanksgiving.

again and again and again

more updates from the journal de vie:

11/15
man, i'm really obsessed with that damn spider. i did something really stupid in nashville. and one of my favorite hobbies is complaining about my lack of productivity.

11/18
i wear my sunglasses at night. i do the robot. i get drunk and tell all my friends how much i love them. also, adhering to sean's expectations of my feminine rants, i talk a little about menstruation. or rather, the effects thereof.

goin' back in time

well, well. it seems i've been neglecting this ol' blog. i have, however, been updating my livejournal fairly regularly. someone who shall remain unnamed has been hassling me to post those entries here. so i'm going to take a cue from joel and link to those posts.

I'll put up a couple of them a day until i'm caught up. From old to new:

9/30
here, i procrastinate on schoolwork, relate my experience at gonerfest, and muse about my new spider-friend who moved in outside my back door. incidentally (i use this word a lot), she's still there on days when it's not too cold or too wet.

10/1
new information about my arachnid roommate, and a lovely little lesson in alliteration. i also ask the question, what's your favorite word?